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🌊 Thirsty for Truth Thursdays
“Emotional Electrolytes: Rehydrating the Soul After a Cosmic Hangover” Ever wake up spiritually parched?Not dehydrated from lack of water — I mean the kind of dryness that hits after a week of “I’m fine” mantras and too many downloads from… Continue reading
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☕ Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 11: The Oracle on Coffee Break
Somewhere between enlightenment and the espresso machine, the Oracle clocked out. She left her crystal ball on “Do Not Disturb,” poured herself a cup of something strong enough to resurrect a sloth 🦥☕, and whispered, “Not today, Mercury. Not today.”… Continue reading
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The Great Balancing Act: Not Spiritual Enlightenment — Just Trying to Decide Between Oat Milk and Almond Milk
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. V ⚖️ Libra Season, or: Why Is This Shelf Crooked? Welcome to Libra season — the cosmic invitation to “find balance,” which really means that even your coffee creamer is now a moral dilemma. Oat or… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. XV
Astrological Fine Print You Definitely Skipped 📜🌌 You know that moment when you’re reading your horoscope and it’s all sunshine, prosperity, and “Your soulmate is basically arriving on a unicorn any day now”? 🦄✨ Yeah, well, buried in the cosmic… Continue reading
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Shadow Work & the Inner Critic: A Love Story (Sort Of)
We survived the Tower.(Or at least, we let it fall without throwing a tantrum that required a second cleansing.) And now? Now we’re staring into the aftermath,where the dust settles, the debris whispers,and something inside starts muttering,“This might be your… Continue reading
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Burnt Toast, Broken Towers, & Becoming: Chaos, Growth & Giggles for the Soul
Welcome to the very first installment of The Oracle Is Tired / Witch, Please…This is where we tell the truth out loud—tired, tender, flame-fed truth—served with a wink and the occasional middle finger to martyrdom. Some weeks it’ll be funny.Some… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark: Healing Through Humor
✨ Introducing a New Series “The Oracle Is Tired / Witch, Please…”A Sunday Series for Sacred Snark & Soulful Survival Let me just say it outright:I believe in the power of laughter.Not the surface kind, not the pretend-it’s-fine kind.The real… Continue reading
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