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😄🔥Sacred Snark Sunday: The Universe Is Not Mad at You. It’s Just Bad at Calendar Management.
Let’s clear something up right out of the gate: If things feel delayed, sideways, glitchy, or mildly cursed right now, it is not because you failed a lesson, skipped a ritual, or forgot to thank Mercury properly before sending that… Continue reading
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We Survived the Year. That Counts as a Miracle.
🕯️ Sacred Snark Sunday: End of the Year Edition If you are reading this, congratulations.You made it. Not thriving, not ascending, not manifesting your highest timeline with perfect posture — just here. Breathing. Still listening. Still feeling. Still questioning. And… Continue reading
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“Bless This Mess (But Also Maybe Clean It)”
Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. 20 There’s a spiritual fantasy many of us buy into—the idea that enlightenment will finally descend the moment our home looks like a minimalist retreat curated by a Virgo ascendant with unlimited shelf space. But… Continue reading
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🌿 Wacky Wednesday: Mid-Week Joy, Seasonal Shenanigans, and the Fine Art of Not Losing Your Mind
Happy Wacky Wednesday, beloveds —that midpoint in the weekly odyssey where time gets wobbly, responsibilities blur, and reality feels like it’s been lightly carbonated. We’re at the crest of the hill —sliding toward weekend freedom —but still close enough to… Continue reading
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🥤 Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 7
“Gratitude vs. Performative Thankfulness — or: Stop Thanking the Sweet Potatoes for Your Trauma” Let’s talk about gratitude. Not the kind you write on a chalkboard in perfect cursive so you can post it on social media with the caption✨“So… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 18
“Your Spirit Guides Are Not Your Personal Assistants” Ah, beloved — gather round. It’s time for another edition of Sacred Snark Sunday, where we mix shadow work with sass, divine wisdom with side-eye, and sprinkle a little cosmic glitter on… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. 17
The Sacred Art of Doing Nothing Chaos has had enough airtime—let’s hear it for stillness and snacks. 🕯️ Prelude to the Pause We live in a world that praises productivity as if the gods themselves award gold stars for burnout.… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 16 — Energetic Boundaries Are Not Customer Service Policies
You are not a 24-hour spiritual help desk.You do not owe anyone an apology for not picking up their emotional phone call while you were mid-ritual, mid-healing, or mid-nap. Somewhere along the enlightenment highway, too many of us got handed… Continue reading
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The Serpent as Initiate
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 15 Energetic People-Pleasing Relapse: The Gospel of Over-Giving and the Great Cosmic Eye Roll ✨🧂So there I was — energetically minding my own business, promising myself that this time I’d protect my peace, guard my aura,… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. XII
“The Universe Called — It’s Putting You on Do-Not-Disturb” ☕ The Setup You ever notice how the moment you finally commit to your spiritual practice — candles lit, sage smoldering, playlist set to “transcendence but make it vibey” — everyone… Continue reading
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