Sacred Snark Sunday

January 11, 2026

😄🔥Sacred Snark Sunday: The Universe Is Not Mad at You. It’s Just Bad at Calendar Management.

Let’s clear something up right out of the gate: If things feel delayed, sideways, glitchy, or mildly cursed right now, it is not because you failed a lesson, skipped a ritual, or forgot to thank Mercury properly before sending that… Continue reading
December 28, 2025

We Survived the Year. That Counts as a Miracle.

🕯️ Sacred Snark Sunday: End of the Year Edition If you are reading this, congratulations.You made it. Not thriving, not ascending, not manifesting your highest timeline with perfect posture — just here. Breathing. Still listening. Still feeling. Still questioning. And… Continue reading
December 21, 2025

Sacred Snark Sunday: Your Nervous System Is Not a Moral Failure 😌🌀

Somewhere along the way, we were sold a very strange lie. That if we were really healed,really evolved,really spiritual… we would be calm at all times, grateful under pressure, and capable of “holding space” while our insides were actively on… Continue reading
December 7, 2025

“Bless This Mess (But Also Maybe Clean It)”

Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. 20 There’s a spiritual fantasy many of us buy into—the idea that enlightenment will finally descend the moment our home looks like a minimalist retreat curated by a Virgo ascendant with unlimited shelf space. But… Continue reading
November 30, 2025

Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 19

“Shadow Work, Now With Extra Sparkle and Sarcasm” Oh beloved friends, gather close:It is the Sunday after the collective chaos of food comas, family feuds, bargain-hunting, and the existential crisis of seeing yourself reflected in the Target checkout camera. Tonight’s… Continue reading
November 23, 2025

Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 18

“Your Spirit Guides Are Not Your Personal Assistants” Ah, beloved — gather round. It’s time for another edition of Sacred Snark Sunday, where we mix shadow work with sass, divine wisdom with side-eye, and sprinkle a little cosmic glitter on… Continue reading
November 16, 2025

Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. 17

The Sacred Art of Doing Nothing Chaos has had enough airtime—let’s hear it for stillness and snacks. 🕯️ Prelude to the Pause We live in a world that praises productivity as if the gods themselves award gold stars for burnout.… Continue reading
November 9, 2025

Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 16 — Energetic Boundaries Are Not Customer Service Policies

You are not a 24-hour spiritual help desk.You do not owe anyone an apology for not picking up their emotional phone call while you were mid-ritual, mid-healing, or mid-nap. Somewhere along the enlightenment highway, too many of us got handed… Continue reading
November 2, 2025

The Serpent as Initiate

Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 15 Energetic People-Pleasing Relapse: The Gospel of Over-Giving and the Great Cosmic Eye Roll ✨🧂So there I was — energetically minding my own business, promising myself that this time I’d protect my peace, guard my aura,… Continue reading
October 26, 2025

🌚 Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 14

The Universe’s Latest Plot Twist There I was, minding my own sacred business — burning my ethically sourced incense, whispering affirmations into my morning tea, and pretending I hadn’t just asked the Universe for “clearer signs.” And that’s when the… Continue reading