Sacred Snark for the Soul
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. 17
The Sacred Art of Doing Nothing Chaos has had enough airtime—let’s hear it for stillness and snacks. 🕯️ Prelude to the Pause We live in a world that praises productivity as if the gods themselves award gold stars for burnout.… Continue reading
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🐾 Thirsty for Truth, Vol. V
Trying to Meditate with a Cat Let’s be honest: I didn’t choose the monk life. The monk life (with fur and murder mittens) chose me. This morning I sat down, spine long, candles lit, breath like ocean waves… and within… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 16 — Energetic Boundaries Are Not Customer Service Policies
You are not a 24-hour spiritual help desk.You do not owe anyone an apology for not picking up their emotional phone call while you were mid-ritual, mid-healing, or mid-nap. Somewhere along the enlightenment highway, too many of us got handed… Continue reading
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🍸 Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 4
“When Your Spirit Guide Switches the Channel” Last night I dreamed I was in a group chat with my higher self, three ancestors, and an emotionally unavailable owl.The owl kept sending cryptic GIFs of spinning compasses. My ancestors were arguing… Continue reading
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The Serpent as Initiate
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 15 Energetic People-Pleasing Relapse: The Gospel of Over-Giving and the Great Cosmic Eye Roll ✨🧂So there I was — energetically minding my own business, promising myself that this time I’d protect my peace, guard my aura,… Continue reading
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Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 3
“The Mirror Doesn’t Lie — It Just Has Boundaries” 💧 The Unquenchable Thirst You ever notice how spiritual awakenings come with no hydration plan? One minute you’re sipping serenity, the next you’re dehydrated from trying to cry, purge, and forgive… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. XII
“The Universe Called — It’s Putting You on Do-Not-Disturb” ☕ The Setup You ever notice how the moment you finally commit to your spiritual practice — candles lit, sage smoldering, playlist set to “transcendence but make it vibey” — everyone… Continue reading
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🌊 Thirsty for Truth Thursdays
“Emotional Electrolytes: Rehydrating the Soul After a Cosmic Hangover” Ever wake up spiritually parched?Not dehydrated from lack of water — I mean the kind of dryness that hits after a week of “I’m fine” mantras and too many downloads from… Continue reading
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☕ Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 11: The Oracle on Coffee Break
Somewhere between enlightenment and the espresso machine, the Oracle clocked out. She left her crystal ball on “Do Not Disturb,” poured herself a cup of something strong enough to resurrect a sloth 🦥☕, and whispered, “Not today, Mercury. Not today.”… Continue reading
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Shadow Work: The Unpaid Internship You Never Applied For
Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. X There’s shadow work, and then there’s the unpaid internship of the soul — the one you never applied for but somehow got stuck in anyway. Congratulations, you’ve been “hired” as your own intern. The… Continue reading
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