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🐾 Thirsty for Truth, Vol. V
Trying to Meditate with a Cat Let’s be honest: I didn’t choose the monk life. The monk life (with fur and murder mittens) chose me. This morning I sat down, spine long, candles lit, breath like ocean waves… and within… Continue reading
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Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 3
“The Mirror Doesn’t Lie — It Just Has Boundaries” 💧 The Unquenchable Thirst You ever notice how spiritual awakenings come with no hydration plan? One minute you’re sipping serenity, the next you’re dehydrated from trying to cry, purge, and forgive… Continue reading
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🌚 Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 14
The Universe’s Latest Plot Twist There I was, minding my own sacred business — burning my ethically sourced incense, whispering affirmations into my morning tea, and pretending I hadn’t just asked the Universe for “clearer signs.” And that’s when the… Continue reading
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Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 2
“Your Higher Self Is Typing…” ☕ The Cosmic Notification You Keep Ignoring You know that moment when life glitches — the coffee spills, the Wi-Fi lags, and the universe whispers, “Now repeat after me: patience is a virtue.”Except you’re not… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. XII
“The Universe Called — It’s Putting You on Do-Not-Disturb” ☕ The Setup You ever notice how the moment you finally commit to your spiritual practice — candles lit, sage smoldering, playlist set to “transcendence but make it vibey” — everyone… Continue reading
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🌊 Thirsty for Truth Thursdays
“Emotional Electrolytes: Rehydrating the Soul After a Cosmic Hangover” Ever wake up spiritually parched?Not dehydrated from lack of water — I mean the kind of dryness that hits after a week of “I’m fine” mantras and too many downloads from… Continue reading
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☕ Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 11: The Oracle on Coffee Break
Somewhere between enlightenment and the espresso machine, the Oracle clocked out. She left her crystal ball on “Do Not Disturb,” poured herself a cup of something strong enough to resurrect a sloth 🦥☕, and whispered, “Not today, Mercury. Not today.”… Continue reading
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🌻 The Cosmic Audition Tape: One Witch’s Attempt to Impress the Universe
It started, as most of my questionable ideas do, with caffeine and misplaced confidence. Somewhere between my second cup of rose-infused coffee and a playlist titled Songs for Main-Character Energy, I decided the Universe was probably accepting new applicants for… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. XV
Astrological Fine Print You Definitely Skipped 📜🌌 You know that moment when you’re reading your horoscope and it’s all sunshine, prosperity, and “Your soulmate is basically arriving on a unicorn any day now”? 🦄✨ Yeah, well, buried in the cosmic… Continue reading
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“The Sacred Sock Sacrifice”
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. X Somewhere in the spinning drum of the dryer, a portal opens. Not to Narnia, not to enlightenment — but to the Underworld of Left Socks. 🧦✨ You swear you put in seven pairs, but only… Continue reading
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