Sacred Laughter
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The Serpent as Initiate
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 15 Energetic People-Pleasing Relapse: The Gospel of Over-Giving and the Great Cosmic Eye Roll ✨🧂So there I was — energetically minding my own business, promising myself that this time I’d protect my peace, guard my aura,… Continue reading
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🌚 Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. 14
The Universe’s Latest Plot Twist There I was, minding my own sacred business — burning my ethically sourced incense, whispering affirmations into my morning tea, and pretending I hadn’t just asked the Universe for “clearer signs.” And that’s when the… Continue reading
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Thirsty for Truth Thursday, Vol. 2
“Your Higher Self Is Typing…” ☕ The Cosmic Notification You Keep Ignoring You know that moment when life glitches — the coffee spills, the Wi-Fi lags, and the universe whispers, “Now repeat after me: patience is a virtue.”Except you’re not… Continue reading
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Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. XII
“The Universe Called — It’s Putting You on Do-Not-Disturb” ☕ The Setup You ever notice how the moment you finally commit to your spiritual practice — candles lit, sage smoldering, playlist set to “transcendence but make it vibey” — everyone… Continue reading
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🌊 Thirsty for Truth Thursdays
“Emotional Electrolytes: Rehydrating the Soul After a Cosmic Hangover” Ever wake up spiritually parched?Not dehydrated from lack of water — I mean the kind of dryness that hits after a week of “I’m fine” mantras and too many downloads from… Continue reading
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🌻 The Cosmic Audition Tape: One Witch’s Attempt to Impress the Universe
It started, as most of my questionable ideas do, with caffeine and misplaced confidence. Somewhere between my second cup of rose-infused coffee and a playlist titled Songs for Main-Character Energy, I decided the Universe was probably accepting new applicants for… Continue reading
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Shadow Work: The Unpaid Internship You Never Applied For
Sacred Snark Sunday · Vol. X There’s shadow work, and then there’s the unpaid internship of the soul — the one you never applied for but somehow got stuck in anyway. Congratulations, you’ve been “hired” as your own intern. The… Continue reading
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The Great Balancing Act: Not Spiritual Enlightenment — Just Trying to Decide Between Oat Milk and Almond Milk
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. V ⚖️ Libra Season, or: Why Is This Shelf Crooked? Welcome to Libra season — the cosmic invitation to “find balance,” which really means that even your coffee creamer is now a moral dilemma. Oat or… Continue reading
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🌒 Sacred Snark Midweek Edition
“Congrats, You Survived the Eclipse Circus — Now What?” ☀️ Eclipse Season: The Cosmic Detox Nobody Asked For Eclipse season: where the cosmos grabs your life like a snow globe, shakes it violently, and then asks, “Feeling refreshed?” Meanwhile you’re… Continue reading
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The Cosmic Tech Support Line
Sacred Snark Sunday, Vol. XI 📞 “Please hold, your manifestation is important to us…” Some days it feels like the universe has outsourced all of our prayers, affirmations, and midnight bargains to a celestial call center. You light a candle,… Continue reading
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