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Scorpio Season, Sponsored by Trust Issues (and Probably Your Shadow)

Beloved wanderer of the in-between, welcome back to our weekly sip of honesty, hydration, and mild existential crisis. Today’s brew is steeped in Scorpio — that deliciously dramatic sign who shows up like:

“I brought receipts. And maybe some trauma. Grab a cup.”

Scorpio is the part of you that whispers,
“Trust no one… except maybe that one crow who follows you around. He seems legit.”

This week, we’re hydrating with a blend of ruthless self-awareness and dark humor. Because if you’re going to dive to the bottom of the emotional ocean, you might as well bring a snorkel and a sarcasm floatie.

🖤 When Scorpio Shows Up to Your Inner Committee Meeting

You know when you’re minding your own business and suddenly a thought pops up like:

“Why did Karen look at me like that? Does she know something? Is she plotting my downfall? Am I supposed to plot hers first?”

Scorpio energy is a built-in lie detector with trust issues so advanced they’re practically a sport.
But here’s the funny thing:
Scorpio usually isn’t wrong — it just gets extra dramatic about it.

Sometimes your intuition is saying:
“Pay attention.”
And sometimes your intuition is saying:
“Stop stalking their Instagram. They’re literally just eating soup.”

🦂 Scorpio Truth #1: You Already Know

Scorpio doesn’t ask,
“Is there something off here?”
Scorpio asks,
“Why must you lie to both of us?”

It’s that instinct that hits you in the sternum.
A vibe check that feels like a crow tapping on your ribcage with a cosmic spoon.
And because it’s Scorpio, the spoon is obsidian, and emotionally weighted.

🖤 Scorpio Truth #2: You Can’t Unknow What You Know

Once the Scorpio part of you spots a pattern?
It’s over.
Done.
Filed under:
“I Saw That.”

Scorpio doesn’t do denial.
It just sits quietly in the corner sipping tea like a psychic detective who knows exactly who broke the vase but wants to watch you sweat.

🦂 Scorpio Truth #3: Your Shadow is a Drama Queen (but She Means Well)

Scorpio brings your shadow to the surface like:
“Look. Look at the thing. Look harder. You’re not done yet.”

And you’re like:
“Can’t we do this tomorrow? I have snacks.”

But Scorpio is not moved.
Scorpio is the archetype that crawls out of the emotional underworld holding a lantern and a folder labeled
‘Evidence for Your Next Evolution.’

🔥 This Week’s Ritual: The Hydration of Brutal Honesty

Pour yourself a glass of water.
Hold it.
Look into it like you’re about to reveal state secrets.

Then say out loud (or internally if people are around and you don’t want them calling anyone):

“May I hydrate the truth I’ve been avoiding.”

Sip.
Notice the feeling.
Whatever comes up next is the thing.
Scorpio already knows it.
You do too.

💀 The Scorpio Self-Check (Funny Edition)

Answer these quickly — don’t think too hard:

• Are you intuitively picking up on something…
 or are you just bored and in detective mode?

• Do you actually sense betrayal…
 or did someone forget to use an emoji in a text?

• Are you experiencing psychic download…
 or did you have too much caffeine and a Scorpio transit?

There are no wrong answers.
Only levels of drama.

🧿 Closing Sip

Scorpio doesn’t want you to burn bridges.
Scorpio wants you to burn illusions.

This season isn’t here to make you paranoid — it’s here to help you stop gaslighting yourself.
And if you can laugh about it along the way?
That’s shadow mastery, baby.

Drink up.
It’s time to tell the truth…
even if it rolls its eyes while crawling out of the underworld.

With devotion and wonder,
The Inspired Imaginative | The Devoted Mystic

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