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Let’s take off the soul-sandals for a sec and run barefoot through the ridiculous holiness of being human… not for anything other than a deep exhale and a smirk at the absurdity of it all:

🕯️ A Sacred Pause for the Spiritually Overcooked
also known as: “I swear if one more ancestor shows up uninvited…”

I hereby call upon the holy forces of
Enough Already and Can I Just Have a Snack in Peace
to surround me with light, laughter, and a mildly chilled beverage.

Let it be known: I am not currently available for
unprocessed shadow work, unsolicited downloads,
or surprise visits from obscure spirit guides
with riddles instead of answers.

I revoke consent for any more cryptic signs
in the form of dead birds, spilled coffee, or
three consecutive crows staring directly into my soul.

Today, I devote myself to
half-assed grounding,
irresponsibly hopeful daydreaming,
and the sacred art of doing absolutely nothing
with full intention.

If Spirit needs me,
they can text first.

Amen. A’ho. Aw hell.

Offered humbly (and sassily) by:
The Inspired Imaginative | The Devoted Mystic

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